sunburns....

eye have a theory about what causes sunburns....  my son tells me that eye think every ailment is caused by bad bacteria....  by bad microorganisms....  and....  well....  he is mostly right....  eye think many many ailments are exasserbated by bad microorganisms....  and....  many are CAUSED by microorganisms....  just like helicobacter pylori....  it is the CAUSE of first....  gastritis....  which turns into atrophic gastritis....  which turns into pernicious anemia....  which turns into hypochlorhydria....  which causes malnutrition....  and....  allows other bad microorganisms to colonize the body....  and....  eventually....  the stomach develops carcenoid tumors....  and....  helicobactor pylori....  is there....  forcing you to hold its hand....  all along....  while it is slowly destroying everything in your digestive tract....  

but....  once again....  eye digress....  eye think....  bad microorganisms....  are living on and in our skin....  colonizing our outer body....  and....  the sun fucking kills these bad microorganisms....  sun....  it does a body good....  but....  when you kill these bad microorganisms....  they put off toxins....  and....  micotoxins....  and....  these micotoxins burn the skin....  and....  when you kill them too fast....  they burn the skin so bad....  that you get a sunburn....  that is the THEORY at least....

so....  here is what eye am going to do about it....  eye am going to kill these microorganisms on my skin....  eye am going to put capsaicin on my skin.... eye am going to put oregano oil on my skin....  combined with a carrier oil....  because....  oregano oil by itself will really burn....  it will do damage....

right now....  eye am putting oregano oil on my privates....  and....  on my nose....  and....  in my ears....  

and....  eye have been putting capsaicin on my lower legs....  but....  eye have to back off every once in a while....  because....  too much capsaicin....  will overload the body....  and.... then....  it really fucking burns....  so....  eye am giving my lower legs a break....  and....  only putting capsaicin on my knee caps right now....  this helps with two things....  killing bacteria on the outside....  and....  killing bacteria on the inside....  this is another entirely different theory....  but eye think that microorganisms might be the cause of arthritis....  so....  eye am putting capsaicin on my joints.... 

but....  back to the sunburn theory....  eye am killing the microorganisms on my skin....  and....  the issue seems to be getting better....  oregano oil on my nose and privates does not burn as much....  and....  even another topic here....  another theory....  oregano oil will take care of jock itch....  look for an upcoming chapter on jock itch....  in the theory section....