posture pack....

people see me walking around town....  and they are saying....  who is this strange guy....  who is this crazy guy....  walking around town....  with his backpack on is chest....  what is up with this guy....

is he looking for attention....  does he have plans....  of one day....  creating an instagram account....  and making a name for himself....  like the dude....  who rides around town....  with his fucking huge dog strapped to his back....  is that my plan....  do eye want to make a name for myself....  as the strange dude who wheres his backpack on his chest....

nope....  you got it all wrong....  eye am not looking for attention....  eye am trying....  to show you the way....  hmmm....  who else said that....  who said....  eye am the way....  the truth....  and the light....  who was that again....  AND....  did he really show us the way....  do you see anyone today....  living by his example....  did he really change the world....  did he bring peace....  did he....  did he....  did he....  well....  now its my turn....  give me a shot....  give me a chance....  

so....  you wanna know why eye wear my backpack on my chest....  eye used to have serious back problems....  serious middle back pain....  eye would wake up in the morning....  in serious pain....  so eye would do a bunch of cat cows....  and lie on my back....  on the floor....  for a long time....  hoping everything would reset....  and....  it usually fixed most of the pain....  but the fix was temporary....  so....  one day....  eye thought to myself....  everything we do in life....  is to strengthen the abs....  everything we do in life....  stretches the back....  so eye thought....  what if eye wore my backpack on the front....  would that strengthen the muscles in the back....  and balance out the strength of my back with the strenght of my abs....  why not give it a shot....  so eye did....  eye started wearing my backpack on the front....  and guess what....  my back pain went away....  AND....  when eye took it off....  it seemed like eye bounced upright....  like my posture improved as well....  

hence....  the posture pack....  hence the name....  the posture pack....  

eye am trying to show you the way....  everything that we do in life....  stretches the back muscles....  eye am trying to show you how to counteract that....  how to balance things out....  

so far....  eye have only seen one other person wearing a posture pack....  a middle school kid....  eye was walking one day....  with my backpack in the front....  and a kid on a bike yelled at me....  he yelled....  hey....  eye looked over....  and he pointed at his posture pack....  and then he yelled....  nice job....

one convert.... so far....  eye have one convert....  that is a start....  eye will take it....  maybe one day....  eye will see a lot of people wearing posture packs....  and maybe then....  eye will not look so strange....  

somebody told me today....  it looked like a military pack....  it looks like they carry their packs in the military....  she also told me....  she was concerned....  do eye have a bomb in there....  NO....  eye do not have a bomb in there....  eye do not hear anything ticking....  rest assured....  eye do not have a bomb....  

do you know the other reason that eye wear the posture pack....  to give the democrats a reason to feel uncomfortable....  to show all of these spoiled brats....  what it is like....  to make someone feel uncomfortable....  look for the chapter....  uncomfortable...